Because you need my opinion

Where do I begin...

I love food. It is, simply put, the greatest thing on Earth. I don't care who you are...this is not my opinion. This is simple fact. Ask ANY scientist. I will assure you that every old, bearded, pipe smoking man holding a beaker while in a lab coat can point you to data which indicates that food is, above all else, the greatest thing on Earth. And I am sure that there are theories that it is the greatest thing in the Universe...or, at least thats what the mathematical evidence points to.

The greatest foods are as follows:
1) Cheese
2) Bread
3) Sandwich
4) Pizza/ Coffee (tied)
5) Chocolate/ Peanut Butter Combo

Don't try to nitpick with me about this.
"But cheese is ON pizza...but bread and cheese MAKE UP a sandwich"
Shut up, you sound like a bitch and I do not have time for this. These are, hands down, the best foods...in order.
So I guess it goes without saying that there are few things I enjoy more than going to the grocery store. Even if I don't buy anything I find that roaming down the aisles or staring at deli meats is more entertaining than ANY field trip I have ever been on, and that is saying A LOT because I remember having a HELL of a time at Jockey Hollow in Morristown.

So, I now have a blogger account and a resolve:
To give the reader an in depth analysis of grocery stores/ food specialty stores while showing them that my opinion as to whether or not visiting said stores is worth the time and money is the ONLY OPINION THAT MATTERS!
(I used Veranda font to get my point across)

I will, on a semi-regular basis, come up with an analysis of the food stores and judge them based on no particular criterion. That criterion may or may not be based on the following:
1) Quality of product being sold
2) Price of product being sold
3) Availability of product I am looking to purchase
4) "Ickyness" of store
5) "Ickyness" of other food store patrons
6) "Ickyness" of food store employee(s)
7) Convenience of store location
8) Other, non-food related variables contributing to my mood that day (ex. amount of gas in my tank, whether or not I found a mystery dollar in my freshly washed/not washed at all pants)
9) Annoyance of in-store music being played

So, I don't want arguments. As I have indicated above, my opinion is the end all/ be all and any argument you may present is not only a waste of my time to read but also a waste of your time to write.

So long as we accept and live by these simple guidelines I am sure we will all have a tremendous time with my blog. Tell your friends. They could use someone like me in their lives!
In the meantime Bon Appetite!!!